Episode III:
Fear? Dread? Nausea? Reluctance?
The Lewis family knows not these things...
After, um, enjoying the Thanksgiving Sodas, we still had the Christmas dinner sodas waiting for us. Where could we possibly find people willing to drink this stuff? Why, family, of course! When we arrived at the house of Roberta's brother Jeff and his family, for a Christmas gathering, we assembled the skeptics and enthusiasts alike.
Turkey & Gravy Soda, Brocolli Casserole Soda, Corn on the Cob Soda, Salmon Paté Soda & Pecan Pie Soda: Two of our panel of esteemed judges prepare to evaluate the Jones Christmas Holiday Pack offerings. Not quite an episode of the "Iron Chef", but we had fun.
No sense of impending doom can daunt the spirits of this seasoned crew.
Photographic evidence that the Salmon Paté Soda is consumable.
Yeah, the first one of the bunch seemed funny at the time. (It was the belching afterward that leveled the levity.)
Corn on the Cob Soda was buttery, and could have been worse.
The dirty dishwater color of the Turkey & Gravy Soda was an accurate predictor of flavor.
In a feat unequalled since the dawn of—well, the dawn of December 26th '05, at least—Jeff consumes a mixture of the flavors from the Jones Christmas Holiday Pack. He survived and lives in Rockford, Michigan, to this day.
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